summer. Gonna see Bastille soon
I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
5 Seconds of Summer is seen outside ‘Good Morning America’ on September 30, 2014 in New York City. +
how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious
*stares at the sun* we’re in.
This moment should be taught in history class
people who steal text posts from tumblr and put them on other social networking sites